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I like naked. 21 July 2009 at 6:44 am by Justin Robbins

I’ve been hit by a sudden realization. I’ve found that the more time I spend naked, the more I enjoy it. I think I’m a nudist in the closet, so to speak. For example, I took a shower about two hours ago, and I have yet to get dressed. I’m not quite sure how it all happened. (Me enjoying naked time, that is.) Let’s try and review it.

I use to sleep almost fully clothed. When I say fully clothed I mean it. I’d either just sleep in what I was wearing for the day, or if I did manage to change I’d wear boxers underneath full length pajama bottom pants, and a t-shirt. (No socks though. That’d just be weird.)

At some point, and I’m not sure when, I lost the pajama pants and slept in just underwear and a t-shirt. It stayed that way for quite some time. I’m not sure which came first with me losing either the underwear or the shirt first. If I remember correctly I think I alternated between the two, sleeping with one at a time.. now I’ve lost it all!

I’ve been sleeping totally in the nude for quite some time. It’s amazing. The only down side is that now I have to sleep with my bedroom door locked in case I kick the covers off in the middle of the night and someone wants to wake me up in the morning. It rarely happens. (Both kicking the covers off and getting woken up). But I know the day someone needs to startle me awake, It’d be the same day I kick the covers off. I wonder who’d be startled then.

Hah. Talk about a random ass blog.

Oh, I need some help from the Veteran WP users. One I want to look into adding a spam filter using a form of captcha. I have the filter for WP on, and it works — I just don’t like seeing 210 comments sitting in the spam folder. So any help there would be appreciated.

Also: I joined Alive 365! (Pronounced three-six-five) I need to integrate this button:

Clicky-Clicky

into the sidebar of my website. I’m not sure how. I have not tried yet. I’m sure I can figure it out but if someone just told me It’d be easier. God, I’m lazy.

Anyhow, Alive365 is a community of blog and/or website owners, writers, whatever we call ourselves who have committed to keeping their website open and hiatus-free for at least 1 full year. (That’s 365 days.. very clever.) If you’re reading this and you run a blog or a website. Go there and join!

I’m done for now.. but — I’ll be back!

Under : myself, random

+ A.D.D. By Justin Robbins 14 July 2009 at 7:36 am and have 16 Comments

Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candle stick.
…but what if Jack didn’t jump high enough?
What if the bottom of his pant leg touched the flame of the candle, and Jack’s pants suddenly caught fire?
Jack would obviously remember what he learned in elementary school.
He’d stop. drop. and roll, right?
But.. what if Jack lived on a farm.
And while he was rolling on the ground to extinguish his pants-fire..
He rolled into a near-by haystack —
Jack would suddenly be engulfed in flames!
He’d start running around frantic covered in flames!!
Luckily Jack lives nearby a huge lake.
Jack would immediately run in the direction of the lake, flames trailing behind him.
Once he reached the lake he’d jump right in, extinguishing the fire instantly.
Jack would crawl and stumble out of the water, heavily burned, but lucky to be alive.
That’s when the hungry alligator that lives in the lake would smell the slightly charred Jack, sneak up behind him and swallow him whole.

Poor Jack.
He never should have tried to jump over that candle-stick.
Ya know?

+ New Website – New Haircut By Justin Robbins 01 July 2009 at 3:11 am and have 23 Comments

Welcome to the new twistmyfate.com! Largely in thanks to George from Burnstyle.net for working out this awesome theme for me! I love it. I’m going to add the about me in a few days. I’ve already added a Videos page for the video blogs and maybe more. I’ll be adding more pages and content in the days to come!

In other news (about me) I’ve cut my hair! Well, technically Gaby cut the hair. I just sat in the chair while she did it. I wanted to do something emo and awesome. I managed to get both. It’s very short on the sides and back, with one long strip angled down over one side of my face.

We originally planned to do this as a Video Blog. But seeing as this was the first time that Gaby had cut anybody’s hair who was not made of plastic. That’s right, she happens to be the personal stylist of Joan Rivers… and a few dozen mannequins. Anyhow, I thought the video camera might be somewhat of a distraction. So, we just took lots of stills! I’ll walk you through it!

We started with some tools.