Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candle stick.
…but what if Jack didn’t jump high enough?
What if the bottom of his pant leg touched the flame of the candle, and Jack’s pants suddenly caught fire?
Jack would obviously remember what he learned in elementary school.
He’d stop. drop. and roll, right?
But.. what if Jack lived on a farm.
And while he was rolling on the ground to extinguish his pants-fire..
He rolled into a near-by haystack —
Jack would suddenly be engulfed in flames!
He’d start running around frantic covered in flames!!
Luckily Jack lives nearby a huge lake.
Jack would immediately run in the direction of the lake, flames trailing behind him.
Once he reached the lake he’d jump right in, extinguishing the fire instantly.
Jack would crawl and stumble out of the water, heavily burned, but lucky to be alive.
That’s when the hungry alligator that lives in the lake would smell the slightly charred Jack, sneak up behind him and swallow him whole.
Poor Jack.
He never should have tried to jump over that candle-stick.
Ya know?
Car : 14 July 2009 at 9:19 am
Bahahahahahaaaa that made me laugh soo much! Hehe.
Thank you. I’m glad you like my artwork. Yeah the blue cardboard one started off quite green but I guess it’s a mixture of the lighting on the photograph and the fact that i only used one paintbrush for every single colour that I used that made it more blue. I’m still pretty pleased with it though (:
Francine : 14 July 2009 at 1:48 pm
xD LOL. Dang, you got me laughing at six in the morning,
Spencer Shrout : 14 July 2009 at 5:46 pm
Goddamnit Jack.
Bridgette Sullivan : 14 July 2009 at 5:48 pm
haha! thats halarious!
billeh : 14 July 2009 at 5:57 pm
thats fucking hilarious..consider it jacked!
Gaby : 14 July 2009 at 5:58 pm
STOP THE CAR I’M FEELING SICK AND I CAN’T MAKE THIS TRIP WITHOUT YOU!
Jen : 14 July 2009 at 7:43 pm
Oh jeez Justin I can’t help it if people comment like crazy XD XD
Jen : 14 July 2009 at 7:43 pm
Gah I’ll plug you in my next blog and tell people to cmment you or else I’ll punch em? Deal? XD XD lmfao
Ashleenah-Page : 14 July 2009 at 11:14 pm
ha ha i so love that. it was rather entertaining to read, i could picture it happening in my head.
Jhase : 15 July 2009 at 12:06 am
That was hilarious, poor Jack. All that, and he got owned by an alligator.
On another note, I agree with you about Battlefield. It’s a good song.
Andy : 15 July 2009 at 8:59 am
It was funny…
Very odd.
But funny.
Not something I expected to read at 5 o’clock in the morning.
However,
It brightened up my day.
Or maybe that’s just the sun coming up…
I’m not sure.
Though it was still a nice twist to the old nursery rhyme.
Stay fly sweet thang!
<3
Shur : 16 July 2009 at 5:06 am
I know, thanks. Imma open it in a bit. I just finished the final touches on the site like two days ago. Woo!
Rachel : 16 July 2009 at 5:12 pm
Mm, yeah, you’re right, he does an extremely convincing job of playing an American.
LOL, this is a hilarious take on the nursery rhyme! Poor poor Jack.
kitty : 19 July 2009 at 7:15 pm
I am so happy to hear that someone else besides me is concerned about poor Jack’s safety!
I always worry he’d burn his ass!
Justin : 20 July 2009 at 8:37 pm
Another childrens story that is ruined for me forever………. gee, thanks.
Please don’t do jack and jill went up the hill…. besides, it’d be too easy.
Mo'Nique : 07 August 2009 at 8:40 am
hahaha That story was so horrible, yet I laughed at it. xD
Good one Justin. Never heard that story before.
Now I’ll never forget Jack.