Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candle stick.
…but what if Jack didn’t jump high enough?
What if the bottom of his pant leg touched the flame of the candle, and Jack’s pants suddenly caught fire?
Jack would obviously remember what he learned in elementary school.
He’d stop. drop. and roll, right?
But.. what if Jack lived on a farm.
And while he was rolling on the ground to extinguish his pants-fire..
He rolled into a near-by haystack —
Jack would suddenly be engulfed in flames!
He’d start running around frantic covered in flames!!
Luckily Jack lives nearby a huge lake.
Jack would immediately run in the direction of the lake, flames trailing behind him.
Once he reached the lake he’d jump right in, extinguishing the fire instantly.
Jack would crawl and stumble out of the water, heavily burned, but lucky to be alive.
That’s when the hungry alligator that lives in the lake would smell the slightly charred Jack, sneak up behind him and swallow him whole.
Poor Jack.
He never should have tried to jump over that candle-stick.
Ya know?
