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		<title>Ten Random Facts About Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love meeting new people. I love people in general. I especially love making new friends. Whenever I do meet new people, they tend to ask lots of questions in an effort to &#8220;know&#8221; me better. To save on time, I&#8217;ve decided to post ten random facts about myself. 
1. I&#8217;m 21 years old, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love meeting new people. I love people in general. I especially love making new friends. Whenever I do meet new people, they tend to ask lots of questions in an effort to &#8220;know&#8221; me better. To save on time, I&#8217;ve decided to post ten random facts about myself. </p>
<p>1. I&#8217;m 21 years old, and my astrological sign is Leo.<br />
2. My hobbies include web design, movies, and playing the piano.<br />
3. I&#8217;m currently going to college to obtain my bachelor&#8217;s degree in Mass Communications. Shortly after I will attend a state school for Film &#038; Video Production.<br />
4. My pet peeve is when people use homophones incorrectly. (IE: your, you&#8217;re, to, too, two, their, there, they&#8217;re, etc.) incorrectly.<br />
5. I idolize my mother.<br />
6. I&#8217;m 3/4 Italian and 1/4 Irish.<br />
7. My favorite liquor is tequila to shoot, and anything sweet and fruity as a mixed drink. White Zinfandel is my favorite wine.<br />
8. I am 5&#8242;11&#8243; and weight 127 lbs.<br />
9. If I could change one thing about myself I wouldn&#8217;t. I firmly believe that my imperfections define me.<br />
10. I&#8217;m most attracted to a guy when he smiles. Not for the teeth, or how good the smile looks. I just like when people smile, especially if I am the cause of that smile. <img src='http://twistmyfate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I suppose I could keep writing and writing.. but I decided to cap myself off at 10. Is there anything else you&#8217;d like to know about me? Or do you have a random fact about yourself you&#8217;d like to share?  </p>
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		<title>That tree&#8217;s on fire!</title>
		<link>http://twistmyfate.com/index.php/2010/01/12/that-trees-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ZOMGWTFBBQ~!
I have no idea what that means. I know what it translates to&#8230; but why are we suddenly saying it. Nevertheless, it makes me giggle when I see it. Ahhh&#8230; the joy of cheap laughter. BAHAHA! I&#8217;m awkward. 
I&#8217;ve offically started college! (again) After my 2 or so year hiatus from school I am BACK [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ZOMGWTFBBQ~!</p>
<p>I have no idea what that means. I know what it translates to&#8230; but why are we suddenly saying it. Nevertheless, it makes me giggle when I see it. Ahhh&#8230; the joy of cheap laughter. BAHAHA! I&#8217;m awkward. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve offically started college! (again) After my 2 or so year hiatus from school I am BACK and ready to finish! Excitement. Well, I&#8217;m excited now.. wait until I have homework&#8230; or until I&#8217;m forced to take a math class. Heh.</p>
<p>There will (more than likely) be a new video blog coming soon! One of my best friends Daniel and I chopped up my Christmas tree and burned it! You see Florida has been sooooo cold the past week. It dropped down to 32 degrees the night we did this. We 1) had to get rid of the tree and 2) wanted to keep warm and occupied. Worked out for all of us. I have two pictures I can show you now that I took with my phone. Plus some others on my digital camera at home. If I ever upload those I&#8217;ll edit this post and add them. I still need to review all the footage I got to see if I can make a V-Log out of it. It was really dark and the only real light source was the fire so I&#8217;m not too sure if I got enough useable footage. We&#8217;ll see. </p>
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<p>In other news &#8212; if you don&#8217;t ever read my twitter &#8212; I upgraded my phone and bought myself an iPhone! I&#8217;m loving it. It&#8217;s the 3GS 16 GB. Let&#8217;s see if any Wordpress and iPhone users can help me here tho. I downloaded the WordPress app, and I enabled the settings for it to work via my control panel, but when I try and login with the app on my phone I get a 403 Forbidden still. Any ideas?</p>
<p>Alright, I&#8217;m done rambling now. Be on the lookout for a new V-Log! (Hopefully.) Later Gator. </p>
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		<title>Merry Flippin&#8217; Christmas!</title>
		<link>http://twistmyfate.com/index.php/2009/12/25/merry-flippin-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 20:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone! Merry Christmas! 
If you don&#8217;t celebrate Christmas, I&#8217;m sorry I missed Hanukkah. If you don&#8217;t celebrate Hanukkah or Christmas, or anything.. then Happy Freakin&#8217; Friday! TGIF and all that jazz.   I hope everyone&#8217;s day today is great. My day started great, I spent last night at my mother&#8217;s and had dinner. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey everyone! Merry Christmas! </p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t celebrate Christmas, I&#8217;m sorry I missed Hanukkah. If you don&#8217;t celebrate Hanukkah or Christmas, or anything.. then Happy Freakin&#8217; Friday! TGIF and all that jazz. <img src='http://twistmyfate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope everyone&#8217;s day today is great. My day started great, I spent last night at my mother&#8217;s and had dinner. In the morning I had our usual &#8220;Christmas Morning&#8221; with my mom and my sister. Gifts galore! I&#8217;ll list a few off the top of my head. I got a Hookah from my mom! (I&#8217;ve been wanting one badly.) A bunch of awesome clothes, consisting mostly of Aeropostale shirts and The Rocket Summer Tees, and 3 pairs of jeans! A bottle of wine, 3 DVDs, the <strong>SIMS 3</strong>! Some others&#8230; Okay, let me stop flaunting my gifts. </p>
<p>Right now I&#8217;m at work, at this God forsaken gas station. I&#8217;m going to be missing Christmas dinner with my family because of it. I&#8217;m a little bummed out because of it but, whatever. I need the job. I do get paid today tho. That&#8217;s a plus. Then I get to go back to my house and open the presents I have there from my uncle. Should be fun. </p>
<p>I really didn&#8217;t intend to write this much. I just wanted to share with you my three favorite Christmas songs. How, you ask? Via YouTube of course. <img src='http://twistmyfate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  They are all below, in no particular order. </p>
<p><b>Simple Plan</b> &#8211; <i>My Christmas List</i></p>
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<p><b>MC Lars</B> &#8211; <i>I&#8217;m Dreaming of a Green Christmas</i></p>
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<p><b>My Chemical Romance</b> &#8211; <i>All I Want For Christmas Is You (cover)</i></p>
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<p>There ya go! Hope you enjoyed the videos. So, once again. Merry Christmas, Happy Belated Hanukkah, or Happy Freakin&#8217; Friday! <img src='http://twistmyfate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m back bitches!</title>
		<link>http://twistmyfate.com/index.php/2009/12/21/im-back-bitches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright so I know I said I wouldn&#8217;t be gone long&#8230; and, I kinda was. Honestly kinda has no place in that sentence I was gone a good little minute. It was like the longer I was gone, the harder it was to come back. I didn&#8217;t just want to come back and start blogging [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright so I know I said I wouldn&#8217;t be gone long&#8230; and, I kinda was. Honestly kinda has no place in that sentence I was gone a good little minute. It was like the longer I was gone, the harder it was to come back. I didn&#8217;t just want to come back and start blogging like nothing had ever taken place. Then I decided I&#8217;d do something spectacular for my return. First I wanted to make an awesome video, (I&#8217;ll give you more news on that in a moment) then I decided to redo my layout. The problem with that is I rather like this layout, and I didn&#8217;t really get a chance to fully play with it. I&#8217;ve learned A LOT more about word-press by designing my friend&#8217;s website. So now that I have the understanding I think I&#8217;ll play with this one a little while longer before making a new one of my own. Anyhow, I digress. It finally dawned on me that if I don&#8217;t start blogging again, I probably never would, I&#8217;d just keep making excuses. But I&#8217;m back, and I&#8217;m here now! Also, I apologize to my affiliates for being so inactive. </p>
<p>So, in the video news. I&#8217;ve decided to launch my own YouTube channel! I&#8217;ve been sitting on my hands for too long and frankly I miss making videos for an actual audience. The channel will be creating various skits, parodies, and sketches. I have a cast already lined up, and we are currently in the pre-production process. (Writing scripts, securing locations, story-boarding, etc.) I&#8217;ll post the link once I create the channel. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m in the process of creating an actual layout for my little online portfolio. <a href="http://www.justinrobbins.net">Justin Robbins.net</a>. Lookout for that if you&#8217;re interested. If not, don&#8217;t. Heh. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m starting college <strong>Jan 6th</strong>!! I&#8217;m really excited. I&#8217;ll be taking 4 classes. English (of course), some required computer literacy class, General Psychology, and Film as Literature. I really think I&#8217;m going to regret picking 3 writing classes. I&#8217;m going to be writing essays out the ass. -quiver-</p>
<p>God, it feels great to be back! I&#8217;m going to go return comments the the blog I posted months ago now. Haha. </p>
<p>PS: If you&#8217;re not following me on twitter, you totally should! <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tripmyego">tripmyego</a> </p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Dead</title>
		<link>http://twistmyfate.com/index.php/2009/09/14/im-not-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just sort of checking in. If you&#8217;re reading this, I just want you to know that I am not in fact dead, and neither is twistmyfate.com. I&#8217;ve been going through for lack of a better term an &#8220;emotional breakdown&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure if I want to post it to the public or not. I will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just sort of checking in. If you&#8217;re reading this, I just want you to know that I am not in fact dead, and neither is twistmyfate.com. I&#8217;ve been going through for lack of a better term an &#8220;emotional breakdown&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure if I want to post it to the public or not. I will return to blogging shortly. </p>
<p>I love you. <img src='http://twistmyfate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>PS: This is NOT a hiatus! </p>
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		<title>Quick Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a really quick blog for the moment. 
First: My 21st birthday is on August 19th! The party is on the 21st. If you&#8217;re in SoFLA. You&#8217;re invited! Info below. 

Click Here for more info.
In website news. I added a makeshift hosting page. If you&#8217;re interested in hosting, contact me! It&#8217;d be awesome. I also [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a really quick blog for the moment. </p>
<p>First: My 21st birthday is on August 19th! The party is on the 21st. If you&#8217;re in SoFLA. You&#8217;re invited! Info below. </p>
<p><center><img src="http://twistmyfate.com/partypic.jpg"><br />
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/Modules/Applications/Pages/Canvas.aspx?appId=119211&#038;appParams={'rt':'/Media/Bulletin/5d8c4d8d-1a3e-49eb-9219-8e6b87e74df8'}&#038;g=1" target="_blank">Click Here for more info.</a></center></p>
<p>In website news. I added a makeshift hosting page. If you&#8217;re interested in hosting, contact me! It&#8217;d be awesome. I also <strong>finally</strong> got a Twitter. I was a little upset because twistmyfate was taken &#8212; so I my twitter is now @<a href="http://www.twitter.com/tripmyego">tripmyego</a>. I integrated it into the site on the sidebar. Follow me! </p>
<p>Also &#8212; I&#8217;d like to get some more affiliates. Email me if you&#8217;re interested. meATtwistmyfate.com </p>
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		<title>Random Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve no idea what to blog about for quite some time. So.. here&#8217;s a list of the 10 things. These are some of my thoughts, ideas, quotes, etc. I have an overactive imagination, or &#8220;A.D.D.&#8221; or what the hell ever. So, I over-think things and ask random questions. Yeah, read. 
1. Every day something that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve no idea what to blog about for quite some time. So.. here&#8217;s a list of the 10 things. These are some of my thoughts, ideas, quotes, etc. I have an overactive imagination, or &#8220;A.D.D.&#8221; or what the hell ever. So, I over-think things and ask random questions. Yeah, read. </p>
<p>1. Every day something that was once impossible is made possible by some form of technological advancement. At the rate we&#8217;re going I think the word &#8220;impossible&#8221; is going to be removed from our languages only to be replaced by improbable. Impossibility only exists because someone has yet figured out &#8220;how&#8221; to make it possible. It&#8217;s just a matter of time until we do. </p>
<p>2. Does anyone else wonder if the future will blame us for what&#8217;s become of our planet? </p>
<p>3. I find &#8220;pajama pants&#8221; to be useless and redundant both grammatically and in a practical sense. </p>
<p>4. I truly believe the reason for the rise of stupidity in our (or my if you&#8217;re of of the country) nation&#8217;s children is that fact that we no longer have to think. We have machines that think for us. Computers, laptops, calculators, etc. Even now, I&#8217;ve used spell check at least three times just writing this one thought. </p>
<p>5. No matter how much we campaign, tell people, and advertise it&#8230; we&#8217;re never going to stop global warming. The polar ice caps are going to melt, and we&#8217;re all going to die. Not &#8220;we&#8221; as in you and me.. &#8220;we&#8221; as a race. God forbid you use your finger to pump a manual squirt button on a hairspray bottle or cologne. I don&#8217;t blame you. You need your finger strength for the text messages you&#8217;re about to send warning your friend about global warming. It&#8217;s completely understandable. </p>
<p>6. On the above note: &#8220;Going Green&#8221; has been twisted and contorted from something about actually helping the environment and saving the planet to a god damn fashion statement. Everything you buy is now labeled &#8220;green&#8221;. It&#8217;s so people feel like they&#8217;re doing something when they buy 12 dozen rolls of paper towels to mindlessly use to wipe their face while eating the fast food wrapped in paper that use to be the tree from my back yard. Green is a color. You want to help the environment, plant a damn tree. </p>
<p>(Let&#8217;s step away from the &#8220;green talk&#8221;) </p>
<p>7. I&#8217;m not crazy because I talk to myself. I&#8217;m crazy because when I talk to myself I turn down the radio so I can hear myself better. </p>
<p>8. People should learn that &#8220;Pro-Choice&#8221; does not mean you&#8217;re &#8220;Pro-Abortion&#8221;. </p>
<p>9. If I could reach out and grab a star from the sky &#8212; I&#8217;d probably have no hands left. They&#8217;re huge balls of fire you know. </p>
<p>10. If you&#8217;re ever looking for creativity&#8230; go up to a nearby child, and ask him to describe the world, and what it&#8217;s made up of. It will never cease to amaze me. </p>
<p>&#8212;- Well, that was fun. Any thoughts or ideas you&#8217;d like to share with me? Before anyone asks.. these are my quotes. They all came from my head. They were not Googled or copied. I just thought you should know. Haha. It&#8217;s past 4 AM. I&#8217;m going to bed. Good night. </p>
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		<title>I like naked.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been hit by a sudden realization. I&#8217;ve found that the more time I spend naked, the more I enjoy it. I think I&#8217;m a nudist in the closet, so to speak. For example, I took a shower about two hours ago, and I have yet to get dressed. I&#8217;m not quite sure how it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been hit by a sudden realization. I&#8217;ve found that the more time I spend naked, the more I enjoy it. I think I&#8217;m a nudist in the closet, so to speak. For example, I took a shower about two hours ago, and I have yet to get dressed. I&#8217;m not quite sure how it all happened. (Me enjoying naked time, that is.) Let&#8217;s try and review it. </p>
<p>I use to sleep almost fully clothed. When I say fully clothed I mean it. I&#8217;d either just sleep in what I was wearing for the day, or if I did manage to change I&#8217;d wear boxers underneath full length pajama bottom pants, and a t-shirt. (No socks though. That&#8217;d just be weird.)</p>
<p>At some point, and I&#8217;m not sure when, I lost the pajama pants and slept in just underwear and a t-shirt. It stayed that way for quite some time. I&#8217;m not sure which came first with me losing either the underwear or the shirt first. If I remember correctly I think I alternated between the two, sleeping with one at a time.. now I&#8217;ve lost it all! </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been sleeping totally in the nude for quite some time. It&#8217;s amazing. The only down side is that now I have to sleep with my bedroom door locked in case I kick the covers off in the middle of the night and someone wants to wake me up in the morning. It rarely happens. (Both kicking the covers off and getting woken up). But I know the day someone needs to startle me awake, It&#8217;d be the same day I kick the covers off. I wonder who&#8217;d be startled then.</p>
<p>Hah. Talk about a random ass blog. </p>
<p>Oh, I need some help from the Veteran WP users. One I want to look into adding a spam filter using a form of captcha. I have the filter for WP on, and it works &#8212; I just don&#8217;t like seeing 210 comments sitting in the spam folder. So any help there would be appreciated. </p>
<p>Also: I joined Alive 365! (Pronounced three-six-five) I need to integrate this button: </p>
<p><center><img src="http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6425/justinp.png"><br />
<a href="http://voltagebox.org/alive365/" border="0" target="_blank">Clicky-Clicky</a></center></p>
<p>into the sidebar of my website. I&#8217;m not sure how. I have not tried yet. I&#8217;m sure I can figure it out but if someone just told me It&#8217;d be easier. God, I&#8217;m lazy. </p>
<p>Anyhow, Alive365 is a community of blog and/or website owners, writers, whatever we call ourselves who have committed to keeping their website open and hiatus-free for at least 1 full year. (That&#8217;s 365 days.. very clever.) If you&#8217;re reading this and you run a blog or a website. Go there and join! </p>
<p>I&#8217;m done for now.. but &#8212; I&#8217;ll be back!</p>
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		<title>A.D.D.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candle stick.
&#8230;but what if Jack didn&#8217;t jump high enough?
What if the bottom of his pant leg touched the flame of the candle, and Jack&#8217;s pants suddenly caught fire?
Jack would obviously remember what he learned in elementary school.
He&#8217;d stop. drop. and roll, right?
But.. what if Jack lived on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack be nimble.<br />
Jack be quick.<br />
Jack jumped over the candle stick.<br />
&#8230;but what if Jack didn&#8217;t jump high enough?<br />
What if the bottom of his pant leg touched the flame of the candle, and Jack&#8217;s pants suddenly caught fire?<br />
Jack would obviously remember what he learned in elementary school.<br />
He&#8217;d stop. drop. and roll, right?<br />
But.. what if Jack lived on a farm.<br />
And while he was rolling on the ground to extinguish his pants-fire..<br />
He rolled into a near-by haystack &#8212;<br />
Jack would suddenly be engulfed in flames!<br />
He&#8217;d start running around frantic covered in flames!!<br />
Luckily Jack lives nearby a huge lake.<br />
Jack would immediately run in the direction of the lake, flames trailing behind him.<br />
Once he reached the lake he&#8217;d jump right in, extinguishing the fire instantly.<br />
Jack would crawl and stumble out of the water, heavily burned, but lucky to be alive.<br />
That&#8217;s when the hungry alligator that lives in the lake would smell the slightly charred Jack, sneak up behind him and swallow him whole.  </p>
<p>Poor Jack.<br />
He never should have tried to jump over that candle-stick.<br />
Ya know?</p>
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		<title>New Website &#8211; New Haircut</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Robbins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the new twistmyfate.com! Largely in thanks to George from Burnstyle.net for working out this awesome theme for me! I love it. I&#8217;m going to add the about me in a few days. I&#8217;ve already added a Videos page for the video blogs and maybe more. I&#8217;ll be adding more pages and content in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the new twistmyfate.com! Largely in thanks to George from Burnstyle.net for working out this awesome theme for me! I love it. I&#8217;m going to add the about me in a few days. I&#8217;ve already added a Videos page for the video blogs and maybe more. I&#8217;ll be adding more pages and content in the days to come!</p>
<p>In other news (about me) I&#8217;ve cut my hair! Well, technically Gaby cut the hair. I just sat in the chair while she did it. I wanted to do something emo and awesome. I managed to get both. It&#8217;s very short on the sides and back, with one long strip angled down over one side of my face.</p>
<p>We originally planned to do this as a Video Blog. But seeing as this was the first time that Gaby had cut anybody&#8217;s hair who was not made of plastic. That&#8217;s right, she happens to be the personal stylist of Joan Rivers&#8230; and a few dozen mannequins. Anyhow, I thought the video camera might be somewhat of a distraction. So, we just took lots of stills! I&#8217;ll walk you through it! </p>
<p><center><strong>We started with some tools.</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/twistmyfate/0d274d6d.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="250"></p>
<p><strong>Followed by getting my hair nice and wet.</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/twistmyfate/07a457f9.jpg" width="350" height="250"></p>
<p><strong>Then Gaby started hacking away at my hair.</strong> </p>
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/twistmyfate/3084dea0.jpg" width="350" height="250"></p>
<p><strong>Which in turn left a gigantic pile of unneeded hair on the floor.</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/twistmyfate/ffd0e5f3.jpg" width="350" height="250"></p>
<p><strong>Then we were finished!</strong></p>
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